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Rock Reality Show Recap: Getting Drunk is Bobby Brown’s Prerogative on “Gone Country”

Every Week on CMT’s new reality show Gone Country, a motley mix of Nashville misfits try to make it big on the Chesney tip. We’ll be watching (and chuckling): Thirty Minutes of Kentucky Fried Reality in Seven Sentences: Thirty seconds into this week’s episode, Bobby Brown is boozing. “Y’all like coffee. I like alcohol,” boasts Brown after the rooster crows on the John Rich estate. After meeting Gretchen Wilson, “the Redneck Woman,” our contestants are faced with this week’s task: shoveling horse shit and corralling stallions. After a horse attacks one of the show’s cameramen, a frightened and inebriated Brown opts to help Dee Snider shovel the shit. On top of that, Brown accidentally swallows a mouthful of Skoal, which gets him high. Our cast then goes to a local watering hole to watch Cowboy Troy perform, but Brown (who’s plastered at this point) refuses to participate in the festivities, storming out of the bar to pass out on the tour bus. Meanwhile, Dee Snider wins the horseshoe-throwing contest. The Honky-Tonkin’ Highlights: Instead of passing out, Brown spends time with Carnie Wilson on the tour bus. Wilson, at this point, just wants Brown to sleep off the booze, but Brown has other ideas. While a motherly Wilson helps take off Brown’s white Adidas, Bobby unleashes a fart aimed toward Carnie. “His butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river,” Wilson remarks. At this point, Wilson wisely exits the tour bus. The Grand Ol’ Finale: A hungry, drunk Bobby tries to tell his shoes to get back on his feet. Later, the six other contestants board the bus, but Brown flees to hit up a BBQ joint. At 3:45 A.M., Brown finally rejoins his castmates, with a cheese steak in tow. Back at Rich’s mansion, everyone goes to bed … but Bobby Brown isn’t done yet. Brown, you see, suffers from sleepwalking, so at 4:45 A.M., Brown goes to urinate, except he doesn’t go to the bathroom

Published: 2008-02-11
Provider: Rolling Stone
Keywords: Rock Reality Show Recaps, Rock Daily

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Rock Reality Show Recap: Sisqo Haunts Nashville With “Thong Song” on “Gone Country”

Every Week on CMT’s new reality show Gone Country, a motley mix of Nashville misfits try to make it big on the Chesney tip. We’ll be watching (and chuckling): Thirty Minutes of Kentucky Fried Reality in Five Sentences: Bobby Brown passes his time at John Rich’s gorgeous estate by drinking way too much, sending him into a unshakable hangover on the first day of competition and forcing him to miss the guitar-smashing exercise (how country is that!). The other six contestants travel to the supermarket to pick up ingredients so they can cook for Rich’s grandma. How playing Iron Chef is going to turn Sisqo into Cowboy Troy is beyond us. Rich alerts our magnificent seven that they have to perform in front of a packed Nashville club, who later bear witness to Sisqo performing a country-friend version of “Thong Song” and Brown singing “My Prerogative.” The Honky-Tonkin’ Highlights: The funniest moment this week is awarded to CMT’s commercials for My Big Redneck Wedding, which looks like the greatest show ever, or at least the best show since Dateline started busting child molesters. CMT, where have you been all our lives? The Grand Ol’ Finale: Foreshadowing the show’s most interesting subplot, tempers flared between Bobby Brown and Dee Snider after the spotlight-hogging Brown hopped onstage and started singing background vocals during Snider’s rousing performance of Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It.” To quote John Rich, “For a minute there, it looked like they were going to slug each other in the jaw.” Late-night fisticuffs at a Tennessee saloon? Sounds like Snider and Brown have definitely “gone country.” Alas, Snider miraculously kept his cool, but still angrily threw his microphone down while leaving the stage. Be sure to tune in next week, when Bobby Brown farts on Carnie Wilson. And no, we’re not making that up.

Published: 2008-02-05
Provider: Rolling Stone
Keywords: Rock Reality Show Recaps, Rock Daily

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Reality Show Recap: Bobby Brown Discusses His “Log Cabin” on “Gone Country”

Every Week on CMT’s new reality show Gone Country, a motley mix of Nashville misfits try to make it big on the Chesney tip. We’ll be watching (and chuckling): Thirty Minutes of Kentucky Fried Reality in Five Sentences: Bobby Brown’s sleepwalking/urination problems continue as our hopefuls learn to dress the part of a country stud, complete with rhinestone blazers, big leather boots and ridiculous hats. Dee Snider, who used to dress like a woman as a member of Twisted Sister, stamps his foot because he’s forced to “wear a jacket.” Next up, our contestants practice their ability to do press junkets. Brown unofficially wins this competition by prefacing an interview by announcing he hates interviews and that he won’t hesitate to go to the journalist’s house “ski-masked up.” Someone needs to inform Brown that this show is Gone Country and not Gone Compton. The Honky-Tonkin’ Highlights: Any time you have Carnie Wilson referring to Bobby Brown’s genitalia as “a weapon,” you have a guaranteed highlight. Wilson and McCormick go to wake a slumbering Brown, but instead get an explicit eyeful of Brown (we assume he forgot to zip up after sleep-pissing on the ground). To quote Brown, “I got big feet. Big feet means I have big hands. One big body part leads to another. Marcia Brady saw my log cabin.” We’re officially traumatized. The Grand Ol’ Finale: Of course, you can’t go country until you learn how to line dance. So that’s our final workshop of this very busy episode. Dancing to “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy),” Sisqo blows the pack away with his urbanization of the line dance, while Julio Iglesias Jr. continues to show his inability to adapt to the country lifestyle by first chastising his songwriters and then completely turning the line dance into a Sir Mix-A-Lot video. But the real MVP, at least for the television audience, is Dee “Two Left Feet” Snider, who c

Published: 2008-02-25
Provider: Rolling Stone
Keywords: Rock Reality Show Recaps, Rock Daily

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